What should I do to the car not stolen

As they say, the car - this is not a luxury but a means of regulating population. Since the car well, but now love them steal from time to time. And generally, the feeling that all the anti-theft system, invented the hijackers themselves, to know how to cheat. But by following these tips, you can not be afraid of theft:

Do not buy a car.

Gone own four cars, and furnish their own.

Based on all the doors brickwork to hijacker was awkward to climb in the window.

Leave on the windshield of the inscription: "Gone."

Seated in a car wife's mother, and make her bark.

Always put the car on jack, to lay out the range of spanners, and put it under him a dummy.

Pierce a hole in the windshield, and splash it with red paint. In the car with the corpse, no one sits.

Leave the keys in the car and the doors and windows - open. This knock hijackers confused.

Leaning against the wheel of an opaque package with the words: "Get, a fascist, a grenade".

Build in the yard of bricks complex maze, the path from which only needs to know the owner. I put the car in the center.